Monday. 3.5.07 9:23 pm
Hey everyone! I know its been eons since I last updated. I have been super busy. I am just here for a while, but I am going to leave this for you guys to figure it out.
Three men, Man A
, Man B
and Man C
were at a party chit-chatting. Along came another person, Man D
, who was apparently very attractive and made heads turn as he made his way around the room.
, the younger one among the three, felt a little envious. Therefore, he asked
and
if they know who is
.
said that he doesnt. In which,
, who loves to talk in riddles, replied, "Brothers and Sisters, I have none; but that man's father, is my father's son." Who is he?
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I would just like to say thank you to those people who pollute the air.
Thank you to those people who burn their land just to get some fertile land for the next planting season.
Thank you for those smokers who adds on to the pollution.
Thank you to all those cars which did not help a bit.
I would just like to say sorry to those people who suffered from the pollution.
Sorry for the trees who had to breathe in dirty polluted air.
Sorry for all those people who had difficulty breathing.
Sorry for the new born babies whose first breath of air is polluted.
AND ITS ALL THANKS TO THE FOREST FIRE IN INDONESIA.
The wind is not helping either by bringing the haze into Singapore.
Damn you people.
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One day, a hitch hiker gets a ride from Billy Bob. They come to an intersection with a stoplight. The light showed red. Billy Bob went right through the red light. The passenger looked at Billy Bob and screamed,
"What the heck are you doing? You're going to get us killed!"
Billy Bob responded, "Don't worry, my momma always drives like this."
So later on, the two guys came to another stoplight and that too was red. Billy Bob sped right through the light. Again the passenger looked at the driver and said,
"I thought I told you, you're gonna get us killed! Would you please stop this nonsense!"
Billy Bob looked at the passenger and responded, "All right! I get it, but I told you my momma drives like this all the time!"
Soon, the two guys ran into another light. This time it was green. Billy Bob slammed on his brakes and the truck skidded to a stop.
"What the hell are you doing?" The passenger screamed. "This is the third time you almost got us killed. Why did you stop at a green light?"
"Well," said Billy Bob, "my momma might be coming the other way!"
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Circumstances is really testing my patience. I am so Bloody Pissed right now. Yet, I have to keep my cool, stay sane by suppressing my anger. I keep repeating to myself *Patience is Virtue* time and time again. Hm...
Well, It was a fine Monday Morning [Monday Blues in motion]. Instinct told me to be early for work; therefore, came early I did [My Instincts Never Fail me]. As I did not suspect anything, I carry on with my duties as per normal. However, the office was Strangely SIlent. No incoming fax, No calls, No e-mails. Sensing that something is Very wrong, I decide to check on my Wiring. Guess what I found?
Lo and Behold, my office phone's cable is being pulled out. As in the red and blue wiring is out of place and the wires are staring back at me as if they seem to be jeering at me. They seem happy to be out their socket like that. Try as I may, I couldnt fix it back, so I just leave it alone. *Panic attack starts to kick in*
Next thing, I found that my fax machine says: "No Service". I was Like WTF?!?! Where and why in the world is there no service? Its not like I am in the remote part of Singapore Island. [Well, My workplace is remote but its not entirely secluded] So, Being the curious me, I decide to investigate the problem. It happens that the Fax Roll is out of place. [I have no idea how that happens also] So, Once again, Being the good employee that I am, I decided to fix it. In the frenzy, I wasted like half a roll of Fax Paper but the good thing is, the fax machine is working now. Haha.
My company e-mail is having a server error. In my mind I was like ARGH!!! That was it man. If I were to wait for the technician to come, it will take 2 freaking days and I dont think my customers will be patient enough to wait for 2 days before their order was delivered. As such, I start to be an impromptu technician there and then. I check the wires, [Although I have no idea I was exactly looking at], I pulled out every socket that I see and fix it back. Haha. Kinda foolish if I were to think about it now. But, Miracles of all miracles, Its fixed now. Kekeke. That is something for me to be happy about. Right? Wrong.
As it is a Monday, I am super busy, and Naturally, I have to cater to all my super demanding customers and without a phone on my table, I have to use my supervisor's phone and yup. since just now, I have been running [literally] up and down my puny office just to answer tons of phone calls.
So I guess you can imagine how I am feeling right now. I am tired, I am sleepy, I am in desperate need of every little energy that I can get from this petite body. Dont even think about steping on my foot as you will make my shoe dirty, my nose to flare out Nicotine smoke and my eyes to go red, Capeesh?
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Two Choices
What would you do? You make the choice! Don't look for a punch line; There isn't one! My question to all of you is: Would you have made the same choice?
At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves learning disabled children,the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its dedicated staff, he offered a question:
"When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does is done with perfection. Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do. Where is the natural order of things in my son?"
The audience was stilled by the query.
The father continued. "I believe,that when a child like Shay, physically and mentally handicapped comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes, in the way other people treat that child.
"Then he told the following story:
Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked,"Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."
Shay struggled over to the team's bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three. In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as his father waved to him from the stands. In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again. Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.
At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game? Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible 'cause Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.
However, as Shay stepped up to the plate, the pitcher, recognizing the other team putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least be able to make contact. The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed. The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay. As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.
The game would now be over, but the pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman. Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.
Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the head of the first baseman, out of reach of all team mates. Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, "Shay, run to first! Run to first!" Never in his life had Shay ever ran that far but made it to first base. He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.
Everyone yelled, "Run to second, run to second!"
Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to second base. By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball, the smallest guy on their team, who had a chance to be the hero for his team for the first time. He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's intentions and he too intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head. Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.
All were screaming, "Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way Shay"
Shay reached third base, the opposing shortstop ran to help him and turned him in the direction of third base, and shouted, "Run to third! Shay, run to third" As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams and those watching were on their feet were screaming, "Shay, run home! Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the "grand slam" and won the game for his team.
That day, said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world.
Shay didn't make it to another summer and died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making his Father so happy and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!
We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the "natural order of things." So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up that opportunity to brighten the day of those with us the least able, and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?
A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.
May your day, be a Shay.
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